Oh Celebs.. do you ever cease to entertain
Here goes..

-Britney is most liking losing custody of her kids. This is what i read..

"Commissioner Scott Gordon will order the boys, 2-year-old Sean Preston and 1-year-old Jayden James, turned over to Federline based on information that Los Angeles Family Court received over the weekend about Spears, the sources told FOXNews.com. During Monday's custody hearing, Spears' former bodyguard accused the pop star of having “issues of nudity and drug use” since she returned from rehab."

Holy Crap!! Commisioner Gordon got involved!! Isn't that the dude from Batman?? Does he still have access to that glowing red phone encased in glass? Is the bat signal housed on top of his building? Where does this guy have the time to interfere with child custody battles when he should be fighting crime with the Dark Knight.

- Ashley Simpson is reportedly depressed and a drug addict. Hmm, celebs and drugs... does that even go together?

- Adrian Grenier likes to live dangerously... supposedly he is open to a relationship with Paris Hilton. Hmm, not the smartest thing to do man. I heard Paris is so infected with various STD's that his pen-s might blow up if it comes within proximity of intercourse with the heiress. Let's look at the list of men who have died after sleeping with Paris. George Burns, Former President Ronald Reagan, Julius Ceasar, Edward Furlong (ok he's not dead but his career is) and Ron Goldman.

- OJ Simpson was arrested for stealing memorabilia that "supposedly" belonged to him. Haha.. ok ok.. so this guy gets away with murdering 2 people back in the 90's but might get locked away for life for stealing sports memorabilia. That's funny, that's like if Al Capone got busted for tax evasion rather thjan all those people he killed. Oh wait.. he did get busted for tax evasion.

- Angelina Jolie might buy another kid. It's like she's collecting them like Pokemon and eventually battle with other celeb children like Apple Blithe Martin or Suri Cruise.

- Christina Aguilera is pregnant. Selma Hayek was too last I checked and no joke she's been pregnant forever. It's going on 17 months now. Remember that egg dude in US Arces? That kid is like that egg dude Shelton... never wants to get out of his shell and hatch.